Clivus Quote #01

In days of old when climbs were bold and nuts were not invented. You jammed your balls into the walls so falls could be prevented. In yesteryear when there was no gear Jardine was not inventing. You'd crack a fat and jam that crack with your foreskin sore lamenting. In days of yore with your foreskin sore and bollocks for RP's You could get a shag at the top of the crag at Mount Arapiles